{"id":678,"date":"2026-01-29T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-01-29T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/?p=678"},"modified":"2026-01-28T17:31:37","modified_gmt":"2026-01-28T16:31:37","slug":"143_pensionistenstress-donnerstag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/?p=678","title":{"rendered":"143_Pensionistenstress \u2013 Donnerstag"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/klezi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Donnerstag-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-679\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.4993098939415952;width:397px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/klezi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Donnerstag-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/klezi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Donnerstag-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/klezi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Donnerstag-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/klezi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Donnerstag.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Am Donnerstag nehme ich mir immer vor, nichts zu tun. Gar nichts. Dann sitzt der Hase im Garten und frisst mein Gem\u00fcse. Seelenruhig. Ich steh da, er schaut mich an. Keiner r\u00fchrt sich. Am Ende gehe ich wieder rein. Pensionistenstress bedeutet manchmal: verlieren, ohne gek\u00e4mpft zu haben.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am Donnerstag nehme ich mir immer vor, nichts zu tun. Gar nichts. Dann sitzt der Hase im Garten und frisst mein Gem\u00fcse. Seelenruhig. Ich steh da, er schaut mich an. Keiner r\u00fchrt sich. Am Ende gehe ich wieder rein. Pensionistenstress bedeutet manchmal: verlieren, ohne gek\u00e4mpft zu haben.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[146],"tags":[7,144,9],"class_list":["post-678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pensionisten","tag-klezi","tag-pensionistenstress","tag-wels"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=678"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":680,"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678\/revisions\/680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}