{"id":668,"date":"2026-01-27T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-01-27T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/?p=668"},"modified":"2026-01-26T18:12:58","modified_gmt":"2026-01-26T17:12:58","slug":"140_pensionistenstress-dienstag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/?p=668","title":{"rendered":"140_Pensionistenstress-Dienstag"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/klezi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Dienstag-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-669\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.4993098939415952;width:397px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/klezi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Dienstag-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/klezi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Dienstag-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/klezi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Dienstag-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/klezi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Dienstag.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Der Dienstag startet ruhig. Kein Wecker, kein Druck. Bis ich in die K\u00fcche komme. Die Katze sitzt vor dem Napf und schaut beleidigt. Ein Blick, der sagt: \u201eDu bist sp\u00e4t.\u201c Diskussion zwecklos. Also f\u00fcttern. Pensionist zu sein hei\u00dft nicht frei zu sein. Es hei\u00dft, st\u00e4ndig beobachtet zu werden \u2013 von Wesen mit Schnurrhaaren.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Der Dienstag startet ruhig. Kein Wecker, kein Druck. Bis ich in die K\u00fcche komme. Die Katze sitzt vor dem Napf und schaut beleidigt. Ein Blick, der sagt: \u201eDu bist sp\u00e4t.\u201c Diskussion zwecklos. Also f\u00fcttern. Pensionist zu sein hei\u00dft nicht frei zu sein. Es hei\u00dft, st\u00e4ndig beobachtet zu werden \u2013 von Wesen mit Schnurrhaaren.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[147],"tags":[7,144,9],"class_list":["post-668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stress","tag-klezi","tag-pensionistenstress","tag-wels"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=668"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":670,"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668\/revisions\/670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}