{"id":665,"date":"2026-01-26T06:25:44","date_gmt":"2026-01-26T05:25:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/?p=665"},"modified":"2026-01-26T06:25:44","modified_gmt":"2026-01-26T05:25:44","slug":"139_pensionistenstress-montag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/?p=665","title":{"rendered":"139_Pensionistenstress \u2013 Montag"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/klezi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/ChatGPT-Image-26.-Jan.-2026-06_20_56-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-666\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.4993098939415952;width:396px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/klezi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/ChatGPT-Image-26.-Jan.-2026-06_20_56-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/klezi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/ChatGPT-Image-26.-Jan.-2026-06_20_56-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/klezi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/ChatGPT-Image-26.-Jan.-2026-06_20_56-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/klezi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/ChatGPT-Image-26.-Jan.-2026-06_20_56.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Montag. Fr\u00fcher war das der Tag, an dem man sich aus dem Bett gequ\u00e4lt hat. Heute w\u00e4re Ausschlafen m\u00f6glich \u2013 theoretisch. Praktisch sitzt der Hund schon neben dem Bett und schaut mich an, als h\u00e4tte er einen Termin beim B\u00fcrgermeister. Also aufstehen. Leine nehmen. Rausgehen. Pensionistenstress beginnt dort, wo andere glauben, man h\u00e4tte Zeit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Montag. Fr\u00fcher war das der Tag, an dem man sich aus dem Bett gequ\u00e4lt hat. Heute w\u00e4re Ausschlafen m\u00f6glich \u2013 theoretisch. Praktisch sitzt der Hund schon neben dem Bett und schaut mich an, als h\u00e4tte er einen Termin beim B\u00fcrgermeister. Also aufstehen. Leine nehmen. Rausgehen. Pensionistenstress beginnt dort, wo andere glauben, man h\u00e4tte Zeit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[145,146,147],"tags":[43,7,144,9],"class_list":["post-665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ki_geschichten","category-pensionisten","category-stress","tag-humor","tag-klezi","tag-pensionistenstress","tag-wels"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=665"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":667,"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665\/revisions\/667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klezi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}